Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...

i told you nothing will escape this blog, we will all be happy and merry for as long as we can manage. It's not going to be Bill Gates always, not about the funny side of women at all, its going to be anything under the sunny sun! Let's try this male bashing joke and see if men can handle themselves properly under these jokes!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?


A: Puppies grow up.




Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?


A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?


A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
The ground first?


A: Who cares?????.. ...



Q: What did God say after he created man?


A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?


A: i) no mind ii) no business



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?


A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?


A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?


A: Opposites attract.



Pass this on to some women who need a laugh...
And to men who can handle it!

How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly

i found this joke in the net, in one of my subscribed social rooms-FFO...I think its really funny and unique. I really went ga-ga over it and I hope you also do. Just enjoy it and I hope no one gets offended. I am just tired of the normal sentimental blogging I used to do during my learning days. Now, I am going really funny here so that we will not all be sad and moved by the warmth of every story, but go teary and belly-tight for releasing the stress of a hard day by laughing!!! Enjoy, enjoy...and laugh and laugh!!!

I never knew this.




I guess I had been pronouncing it correctly, but I never knew the story behind it..



There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce



Oklahoma

The proper way is:



' Okla . . . Homa


(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)

See the reason below.

A woman's complexity

i told you, I just love jokes and I am not going after Bill Gates all the time. This is a joke that I hope can be taken lightly by all the women out there. I hope you are not offended!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don't, you do not understand


If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!

Bill Gate's Car operating system

It may seem I am picking on Mr. Bill Gates, but no; I am actually a big fan of his! And this is how I idolize this man... I think of him as an all-time teki! I hope you like this joke!

Bill's company made software to run a car.

Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"

Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.

He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.

Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."

Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."

Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

This is just a joke and I mean no offense to the richest man on the world, as well as to his fans. I just wanted to have some laugh and share with it with you..Let us be happy always!

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta


Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

CON folder in MS

Huh! long day, it's time we do some natural brain exercise and let's try it with
Microsoft's Crazy Facts



MAGIC #1


Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER



MAGIC #2


This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!Try it out yourself...Open Microsoft Word and type=rand (200, 99)And then press ENTER



MAGIC #3


For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1. Open an empty notepad file

2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3. Save it as whatever you want.

4. Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug?

You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"



Explanation for Magic #1:

In windows the folder name and the special system variables share the same interface, so when you create a folder with a system variable name it will consider that folder already exist!!These special system variables are available irrespective of path
You cannot create a folder with these names also:CON, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3,COM1 to COM9 and LPT1 to LPT9....

CON means console,

COM1 means serial port 1,

LPT1 means parallel port 1 ** ** ** **