april's sanctum

Honest Grandma in Court

2010-07-02T21:49:00.000-07:00

Jesus Test

2010-06-28T00:24:00.000-07:00

Take a test!

This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero. It's your choice. If you aren't ashamed

to do this, please follow the directions.

Jesus said, 'if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

Not ashamed Pass this on . . . only if you mean it..

Yes, I do Love God.

He is my source of existence and Savior.

He keeps me functioning each and everyday.

Without Him, I will be nothing.

Without Him, I am nothing but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. Phil 4:13

This is the simplest test . .. . If you Love Almighty God Jesus Christ,
and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you.

Stations of the Cross in Texas

2010-06-23T02:42:00.000-07:00

70 miles from Amarillo, outside the town of Groom, TX lies the beautiful stations of Jesus' life. Here are some of the best photographs of the place:

What I Have Learned

2010-06-18T21:41:00.000-07:00

I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me,

I must live so that no one will believe it.

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I've learned that you can make some one's day

by simply sending them a little note.

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I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt,

the greater his or her needs to cast blame on others.

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I've learned that no matter what happens,

or how bad it seems today, life does go on,

and it will be better tomorrow.

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I've learned that motel mattresses are better

on the side away from the phone.

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I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man

by the way he handles these three things,

a rainy day, lost luggage,

and tangled Christmas tree lights.

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I've learned that regardless of your relationship

with your parents, you'll miss them

when

they're gone from your life.

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I've learned that making a "living"

is not the same thing as making a "life".

I've learned that life sometimes gives

you a second chance.

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I've learned that you shouldn't go through life

with a catcher's mitt on both hands.

You need to be able to throw something back.

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I've learned that if you pursue happiness,

it will elude you.

But if you focus on your family, the needs of others,

your work, meeting new people,

and doing the

very best

you can,

happiness will find you.

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I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness,

I usually make the right decision.

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I've learned that even when I have pains,

I don't have to be one.

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I've learned that every day you should reach out

and touch someone. People love human touches --

holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

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I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

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I've learned that you should pass this on

to someone you care about.

Sometimes they just need a little something

to make them smile.

Why Men Never Gets Depressed

2010-06-13T21:46:00.000-07:00

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Best Picture for My Kind of Work

2010-06-08T21:38:00.000-07:00

There are 2 people always next to you:

1 - The (Manager), smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions!

2 - The (Team Leader), busy figuring out what work to dump on you next.....

And, there's YOU, who struggles with it all!

The perfect picture

The Alcohol Side Effects and their Remedies

2010-06-02T21:35:00.000-07:00

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause

Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the

Drink on your feet).

Cure:

Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause

You're lying on the floor.

Cure:

Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause

You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure:

Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause

You're being dragged away.

Cure:

At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause

You have your glass on your ear.

Cure:

Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause

You're in the wrong house.

Cure:

Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and

The music is very repetitive.

Cause

You're in an ambulance.

Cure:

Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

It's In the News!

2010-05-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.

Bill Gates Jokes

2010-05-20T21:20:00.000-07:00

Have a Good Day

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your

attitude should be +ve...

Beware of Fast Foods

2010-05-14T21:31:00.000-07:00

Incompetent Hair Cutters

2010-05-08T21:29:00.000-07:00

3 Cs of Life

2010-05-08T21:26:00.000-07:00

Courage, confidence, and trust!

State Visit

2010-05-02T21:25:00.000-07:00

George Bush & Abdul Kalam

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He

Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to

Surround him with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the

right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,

please answer this question:

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

your brother or sister. Who is it?"

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- Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice

to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you

can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has

a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to

you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over

the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this

child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and

exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's

our Colin Powell !"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's

Manmohan Singh!"

Riddle Time

2010-04-26T21:22:00.000-07:00

Hey......... .., Lets have some fun.

Ques. 1: What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING????

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A TOMATO...... . AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....

Anyways... Here's one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

Scroll Down for answer

A Fire Brigade Obviously... ........

And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ............ ....

2010-04-20T21:21:00.000-07:00

One fine morning , every thing was going smooth as usual.

Suddenly, the motors screeched with a sudden brake, when every one in the city just could not believe what had happened toAmerica . It was in New York where the scene was one of total chaos. People cried out in shame.

Many were blaming the former president Mr. Bill Clinton.

Hillary stood staring at her darling husband.

Clinton came to the crowd and said in his words, "I'm Innocent; It's really ridiculous to say I'm the only man behind all these cases. Slowly, I feel I'm losing confidence in myself".

Are you curious to know what had happened???

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Q & A ( Don't Cheat)

2010-04-14T21:23:00.000-07:00

Even if u answer **five** questions its great...Feel proud...

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with

Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international

cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?

16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country

(other than Vatican )?

17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS

1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax ..

2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports

4. Satellite Television Asian Region

5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen

7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.

8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is Indian

's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)

9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.

10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.

11. South Korea ..

12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)

13. Geoffrey Boycott

14. John Traicos

15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln

16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..

17. Polo.

Blessed Holy Week

2010-04-08T03:31:00.000-07:00

Happy April Fools' Day

2010-04-02T21:32:00.000-07:00

Why did you Eat Him?

2010-03-26T21:15:00.000-07:00

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his

mother

in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

"Then why did you eat him?"

The 11th Husband

2010-03-20T21:13:00.000-07:00

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."

Best of School Jokes

2010-03-14T21:16:00.000-07:00

Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

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Forwarding E-mails Appropriately

2010-03-08T21:18:00.000-08:00

A friend who is a computer expert received the following directly from a system administrator for a corporate system. It is an excellent message that ABSOLUTELY applies to ALL of us who send e-mails.

Please read the short letter below, even if you're sure you already follow proper procedures.

Please share it with your email buddies!

Do you really know how to forward e-mails? Most of us DO NOT know how.

Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it?

Every time you forward an e-mail, there is information left over from the people who got the message before you -- namely their e-mail addresses & names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every email address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit. That's right, all of that inconvenience over a nickel!

How do you stop it? Well, there are several easy steps:

(1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message (at the top). That's right, DELETE them. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever you know how to. It only takes a second. You MUST click the 'Forward' button first and then you will have full editing capabilities against the body and headers of the message. If you don't hit the forward button first you won't have full editing functions . I particularly dislike having to scroll through 200 Email addresses before I get to the email.

(2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, do NOT use the "To:" or "Cc:" fields for adding e-mail addresses.. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) field for listing the e-mail addresses. This is the way the people you send to will only see their own e-mail address.

If you don't see your "BCC:" option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that's it, it's that easy. When you send to BCC: your message will automatically say 'Undisclosed Recipients' in the 'TO:' field of the people who receive it.< /SPAN>

That way you aren't sharing all those addresses with every Tom, Dick or Harry.

(3) Remove any 'FW:' in the subject line. You can re-name the subject if you wish or even fix spelling.

This one is very important - please read and heed

(4) ALWAYS hit your Forward button from the actual e-mail you are reading. Ever get those e-mails that you have to open 10 pages to read the one page with the information on it? By Forwarding from the actual page you wish someone to view, you stop them from having to open many e-mails just to see what you sent. These are the ones that often end up having picked up a virus from somebody. This is really important!

(5) Have you ever gotten an email that is a petition? It states a position and asks you to add your name and address and to forward it to 10 or 15 people or your entire address book. The email can be forwarded on and on and can collect thousands of names and email addresses.

A FACT: The completed petition is actually worth a couple of bucks to a professional spammer because of the wealth of valid names and email addresses contained therein. If you want to support the petition, send it as your own personal letter to the intended recipient. Your position may carry more weight as a personal letter than a laundry list of names and email address on a petition. (Actually, if you think about it, who's supposed to send the petition in to whatever cause it supports? And don't believe the ones that say that the email is being traced, it just ain't so!)

(6) One of the main ones I hate is the ones that say that something like, 'Send this email to 10 people and you'll see something great run across your screen.' Or, sometimes they'll just tease you by saying something really cute will happen.

IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! (Trust me, I'm still seeing some of the same ones that I waited on 10 years ago!) I don't let the bad luck ones scare me either, they get trashed. (Could this be why I haven't won the lottery??)

(7) Before you forward an Amber Alert, or a Virus Alert, or some of the other ones floating around nowadays, check them out before you forward them. Most of them are junk mail that's been circling the net for Years!

Just about everything you receive in an email that is in question can be checked out at Snopes. Just go to

www.snopes.com

It's really easy to find out if it's real or not. If it's not, please don't pass it on.

So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses.

Finally, here's an idea!!! Let's send this to everyone we know (but strip my address off first, please!).

This is something that SHOULD be forwarded.

A Beautiful Story

2010-03-08T21:14:00.000-08:00

Long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered.

Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse and rode as fast as possible to cover as much land area as he could. He kept on riding and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible. When he was hungry or tired, he did not stop because he wanted to cover as much area as possible.

Came to a point when he had covered a substantial area and he was exhausted and was dying. Then he asked himself, "Why did I push myself so hard to cover so much land area? Now I am dying and I only need a very small area to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our Life. We push very hard everyday to make more money, to gain power and recognition. We neglect our health , time with our family and to appreciate the surrounding beauty and the hobbies we love.

One day when we look back , we will realize that we don't really need that much , but then we cannot turn back time for what we have missed.

Life is not about making money, acquiring power or recognition. .

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Life is definitely

not about work!

Work is only necessary to keep us living so as to enjoy the beauty and pleasures of life. Life is a balance of Work and Play, Family and Personal time.

You have to decide how you want to balance your Life. Define your priorities, realize what you are able to compromise but always let some of your decisions be based on your instincts.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of Life, the whole aim of human existence. So, take it easy, do what you want to do and appreciate nature. Life is fragile , Life is short. Do not take Life for granted. Live a balanced lifestyle and enjoy Life!

Watch your thoughts ; they become words.

Watch your words ; they become actions.

Watch your actions ; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character .

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny

So enjoy every day as yours

Thoughts to Live By

2010-03-02T21:11:00.000-08:00

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind .

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future!

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

Everyone needs to be loved... especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance but the God looks within.

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.

To All the Engineers Around the World

2010-02-24T21:10:00.000-08:00

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer

and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.

The car broke down.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the

rods."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't

think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."

The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something

is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."

All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?"

The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in

Again."

Poor Mother

2010-02-18T21:08:00.000-08:00

A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughter.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha,

I am sending Puj. Ba's dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT , India.

Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you.

Near Ba's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct!!

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it.

The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews.

Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi

P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days...

Funny Leave Letters in India

2010-02-12T21:07:00.000-08:00

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Reason Not to Visit a 5-Star Hotel

2010-02-06T21:03:00.000-08:00

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

Truck Advertisement

2010-01-30T01:42:00.000-08:00

here are 7 painted trucks that appears like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.

The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.

The second is of canvas tote bag.

The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.

The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards.

The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.

The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books. (Again, in a foreign language)

The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.

Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others

Your Tree

2010-01-25T02:32:00.000-08:00

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and amazingly accurate. Then send it to all your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don’t forget to change the subject line to your tree.

Dec 23 - Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 - Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 - Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 - Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 - Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 - Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 - Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 - Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 - Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
Mar 22 - Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 - Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 - Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 - Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 - May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 - May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 - Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 - Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 1! 4 - Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 - Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 - Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 - Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 - Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 - Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 - Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 - Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 - Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 - Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 - Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 - Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 - Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 - Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 - Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 - Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 - Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 - Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

HERE’S YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order):

Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves childr! en, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about its looks,materialistic , good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) — vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in ! the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits
for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) — of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and ca! reless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, lik! es idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends! , very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, and is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, nut not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting ! and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious; proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense! of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, and likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complicati! ons, is both dependent and independent, good taste, extremely generous,artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) — unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life,full of hopes! and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

The smell of rain

2010-01-20T01:24:00.000-08:00

A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery.

Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news.
That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing.

At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature.

Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs.

"I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could.

"There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one"

Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived.

She would never walk, she would never talk, she would probably be blind, and she would certainly be prone to other catastrophic conditions from cerebral palsy to complete mental retardation, and on and on.

"No! No!" was all Diana could say.

She and David, with their 5-year-old son Dustin, had long dreamed of the day they would have a daughter to become a family of four.

Now, within a matter of hours, that dream was slipping away

But as those first days passed, a new agony set in for David and Diana. Because Dana's underdeveloped nervous system was essentially 'raw', the lightest kiss or caress only intensified her di! scomfort, so they couldn't even cradle their tiny baby girl against their chests to offer the strength of their love.

All they could do, as Dana struggled alone beneath the ultraviolet light in the tangle of tubes and wires, was to pray that God would stay close to their precious little girl.

There was never a moment when Dana suddenly grew stronger.

But as the weeks went by, she did slowly gain an ounce of weight here and an ounce of strength there.

At last, when Dana turned two months old. her parents were able to hold her in their arms for the very first time.

And two months later, though doctors continued to gently but grimly warn that her chances of surviving, much less living any kind of normal life, were next to zero, Dana went home from the hospital, just as her mother had predicted.

Five years later, when Dana was a petite but feisty young girl with glittering gray eyes and an unquenchable zest for life.

She showed no signs whatsoever of any mental or physical impairment. Simply, she was everything a little girl can be and more. But that happy ending is far from the end of her story.

One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving , Texas , Dana was sitting in her mother's lap in the bleachers of a local ball park where her brother Dustin's baseball team was practicing.

As always, Dana was chattering nonstop with her mother and several other adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell silent. Hugging her arms across her chest, little Dana asked, "Do you smell that?"

Smelling the air and detecting the approach of a thunderstorm, Diana rep lied, "Yes, it smells like r ain."

Dana closed her eyes and again asked, "Do you smell that?"

Once again, her mother replied, "Yes, I think we're about to get wet. It smells like rain."

Still caught in the moment, Dana shook her head, patted her thin shoulders with her small hands and loudly announced,
"No, it smells like Him.

It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest."

Tears blurred Diana 's eyes as Dana happily hopped down to play with the other children.

Before the rains came, her daughter's words confirmed what Diana and all the members of the extended Blessing family had known, at least in their hearts, all along.

During those long days and nights of her first two months of her life, when her nerves were too sensitive for them to touch her, God was holding Dana on His chest and it is His loving scent that she remembers so well.

General Knowledge

2010-01-15T20:59:00.000-08:00

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge..

Pyramid Of Life

2010-01-10T20:54:00.000-08:00

Talk-------- ------Softly

Walk-------- -------Humbly

Eat--------- --------- -Sensibly

Breathe----- --------- ---- -Deeply

Sleep------- --------- ---- -Sufficiently

Dress------- --------- --------- --Smartly

Act--------- --------- --------- ----Fearlessly

Work-------- --------- --------- -------Patiently

Think------- --------- --------- ----------Truthfull y

Believe----- --------- --------- ------------ -Correctly

Behave------ --------- --------- ------------ ----Decently

Learn------- --------- --------- ------------ -------Practical ly

Plan-------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- --- -Orderly

Earn-------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- ----- -Honestly

Save-------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- -------- -Regularly

Spend------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- -Intelligently

Love-------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ---Passionately

ENJOY--- ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --COMPLET ELY

Italian Tomato Garden

2010-01-05T20:51:00.000-08:00

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato

garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,

Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my

tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden

plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be

happy to dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug

up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man

and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie...... ....

World's Famous Men in One Pic

2009-12-30T19:42:00.000-08:00

How many can you recognize?

Chill Out and Drive

2009-12-25T19:41:00.000-08:00

Wanna have a ride?

Funny Pic in Japan's Metro Trains

2009-12-20T19:37:00.000-08:00

Look at picture first, then read!!!!!

Scroll down
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These are signs in Japanese metro trains,
'Priority seats for ................',
From left to right:
1. Person with injured arm
2. Person holding a child
3. Pregnant woman
4. Person with injured leg

Not at all what U thought !!!

Japan's Graphic Traffic Signal

2009-12-15T19:36:00.000-08:00

Expensive Watches

2009-12-10T00:27:00.000-08:00

What Goes to Heaven First?

2009-12-06T19:33:00.000-08:00

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and

she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of

your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,

"Because when you pray, you hold your hands

together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,

"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"

THE NUN FAINTED!

Not Only in India does this Happens

2009-12-01T00:23:00.000-08:00

A friend of mine wants this published..

An Olympic Shooter wins Gold medal (Only a game)

Govt gives him 3 Crore + Awards

Another Shooter dies, fighting with terrorists (Saving our country and our lives)

Govt pays his family 5 Lakhs

Truly Great India............!!!!

Please forward to all Indians, that it somehow reaches the president, PM, CM, IAS and all concern

In the 21st Century...

2009-11-24T19:31:00.000-08:00

21st Century....

We are becoming lesser by the day

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very Very less

Our emails - useless (especially this one)!

Optical Illusion

2009-11-18T19:29:00.000-08:00

Who do you see? Einstein or Monroe?

Look from a far? Now, who do you see?

Cool Glass Art

2009-11-12T19:22:00.000-08:00

World's Best Classic Photographs

2009-11-06T19:25:00.000-08:00

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How Indian Minds Work

2009-11-01T00:17:00.000-07:00

NOT A STORY BUT A

TRUE INCIDENT

An Indian man walks into a bank in

New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business

for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank

will need some form of security for the loan,

so the Indian man hands over the keys

and documents of new Ferrari parked

on the street in front of the bank.

He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept

the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers

all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian

for using a $250,000 Ferrari

as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then

drives the Ferrari into the bank's

underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,

repays the $5,000 and the interest,

which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,

and this transaction has worked out very nicely,

but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away,

we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car

for two weeks for only $15.41

and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

This is why India is shining

Where Your Name Begins

2009-10-25T00:40:00.000-07:00

Does your name begin with: A

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You ofte n don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

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Does your name begin with: B

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _________expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are priv ate in your _________expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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Does your name begin with: C

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

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Does your name begin with: D

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .

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Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

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Does your name begin with: F

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate yo u can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

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Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.

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Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.

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Does your name begin with: I

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of _________expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

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Does your name begin with: J

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

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Does your name begin with: K

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your _________expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, thoug h, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulati ng & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a
good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams thr ough. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want
to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the tim e. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Art in Candles

2009-10-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

The Most Beautiful--- in the World

2009-10-15T19:04:00.000-07:00

The most beautiful house in the world
Situated in Barcelona, Spain

The most beautiful city in the world
Vancouver, Canada

The most beautiful boy in the world
For 2007 held in Australia and he is from Pakistan and he is 1yr & 9months old.

The most beautiful girl in the world
Held in France and her name is Fatima from Morrocco

The most beautiful eyes in the world
from Afghanistan

The most beautiful waterfall in the world
Niagra Falls in U.S. & Canada

The most beautiful bridge in the world
JAPAN

The most beautiful horse in the world
Arabian

The most beautiful plant in the world
It is shaped like a water bubble

Cool Grannies

2009-10-10T19:03:00.000-07:00

Meaningful AIDS Theme

2009-10-05T18:57:00.000-07:00

Cool Trees

2009-09-30T18:55:00.000-07:00

Coolest Photography

2009-09-24T18:54:00.000-07:00

US Prexy Bush can be Funny Sometimes

2009-09-18T18:45:00.000-07:00

I Fired My Secretary!

2009-09-12T03:19:00.000-07:00

This might happen to you..

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday. I sat
down for breakfast with my family, knowing my wife
would be pleasant
and say "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a
present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good
morning, let alone happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's just great,
maybe the children will
remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a
word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling
pretty low.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet,
said, "Good morning,
boss, happy birthday!" And I felt a little better
that someone had
remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet
knocked on my door and
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day
outside, and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all
day . Let's go!"

We went to a private little place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office,
she said, "You
know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go
back to the office, do
we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment"

After arriving at her apartment, she said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I

think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more
comfortable."

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about five
minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife,
my children and a
dozen of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there.

On the couch.

Naked.

Awesome Chocolates

2009-09-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

Chocos that Don't Look Like Chocos

2009-08-30T00:08:00.000-07:00

Stress Management

2009-08-25T18:39:00.000-07:00

Stress Management Techniques for People Searching for Answers

Guide on How to Mange Stress

Stress Management is more than anger management and relaxation. It is self management. There are many different ways to manage stress. I have compiled the various stress management techniques that are simple and most effective to follow and practice. Please feel free to use as many as you can, keeping an open mind, so you can have a collection of techniques that are the most effective for you.

Feel Good about your Self

Take Care of your Body

Develop the Right Attitude

Develop the Right Environment

Short Tips for Busy People

1. Feel Good about your Self

If you want to bring down your level of stress level in a matter of minutes, these techniques will help you. Use them as needed to feel better quickly; practice them regularly over time and gain even greater benefits.

Ã˜ Deep Breathing from the Abdomen

Ã˜ Meditation

Ã˜ Having a dose of Laughter

Ã˜ Progressive Muscular Relaxation

Ã˜ Listening to light music

Ã˜ Practicing Yoga

Ã˜ Aerobic Exercises

Ã˜ Creative Visualization

2. Take Care of Body

When we're stressed, we don't always take care of our bodies, which can lead to even more stress. Here are some important ways to take care of yourself and keep stress levels lower.

Ã˜ Eat Healthy low fats â€" high protein meals

Ã˜ Have six to eight hours of regular sleep

Ã˜ Exercise regularly

Ã˜ Develop a Hobby

Ã˜ Have healthy Sex Life

3. Develop the Right Attitude

Attitude plays a great role in managing stress. Much of your experience of stress has a lot to do with your attitude and the way you perceive your life's events. Here are some resources to help you maintain a stress-relieving attitude.

Ã˜ Let go your Ego

Ã˜ Have a Optimistic approach to life

Ã˜ Do not react under pressure

Ã˜ Stop Worrying about things not in your control

Ã˜ Accept that everything cannot be perfect

Ã˜ Find an opportunity in every problem

Ã˜ Say good things to your self â€" affirmations

Ã˜ Have a health sense of humour

4. Develop the Right Environment

Having ambiance and pleasant environment make stress management very easy. Your physical and emotional surroundings can impact your stress levels in subtle but significant ways. Here are several ways you can change your atmosphere and less your stress.

Ã˜ Clutter free home, office and working desk

Ã˜ Green and Clean surrounding

Ã˜ Light instrumental music

Ã˜ Motivational Posters

Ã˜ Words of Wisdom

5. Short Tips for Busy People

Busy People add a lot of stress to their already stressed life. People who may have more stressors in their lives is because they have more activity in their lives, and less time to devote to stress management. If you're a busy person, these resources can help you to manage stress efficiently in a short amount of time, and eliminate some of what's causing you stress in the first place.

Ã˜ Time Management Tips

Ã˜ Communication Skills

Ã˜ Listening Skills

Ã˜ Managing Priorities

Ã˜ Enhancing Team Work

Ã˜ Enhancing People Skills

Strange City in Greece

2009-08-20T18:36:00.000-07:00

Awesome Photos

2009-08-15T18:43:00.000-07:00

Top Four Adult Jokes

2009-08-10T18:40:00.000-07:00

Fourth Place :

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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Third Place :

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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Runner Up:

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day

to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what20happened? '

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

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Winner:

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

God's Creations and Reasons

2009-08-05T18:28:00.000-07:00

God created the donkey

and said to him.

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset

carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,

you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"

God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog

and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.

You will eat the scraps that he gives you and

you will live 30years.

You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.

" God granted his wish.size=6>

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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

God created the monkey

and said to him:

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.

You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "

The monkey

answered:

"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."

God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man...

and said to him:

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.

You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.

You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20 years is very little,

give me the 30years that the donkey refused,

the 15years that the dog did not want and

the 10years the monkey refused.

" God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,

marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,

working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,

he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house

and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,

he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,

going from house to house and from one son or

daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Caught on Cam: Leopard Preying a Crocodile

2009-07-30T23:57:00.000-07:00

The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park .

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.

A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile's huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.

Mr Brindley said: 'I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.

"It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.

"I drove away, elated in disbelief. It may have been the most amazing thing I've ever seen."

Ellie Rose, a reptile keeper at London Zoo, said: "Normally, crocodiles are well able to defend themselves against attack. I can't think of any examples of this happening before."

Happy Family

2009-07-25T18:13:00.000-07:00

In the picture, just look at their condition..

No place to sleep, still they have made some space for birds, hen, cat and dog.....etc

Water poring from the roof but still each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face..

Simply Amazing !!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,

but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Keep Smiling Always.

Tips for a Healthy Heart

2009-07-20T00:40:00.000-07:00

Art of Illusion

2009-07-15T18:19:00.000-07:00

Superb Painting Collection

2009-07-10T18:26:00.000-07:00

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Flower Power

2009-07-05T18:10:00.000-07:00

Van for Sale 5k Only!

2009-06-30T23:56:00.000-07:00

My friend is selling his VAN. Please see pix below to see if u like it.

It's still in very good running condition Selling Price is $5,000.00 (Negotiable) .

Contact me if you are interested...

An Iraqi Gone Angry

2009-06-25T18:07:00.000-07:00

"POOR BOYS!"

2009-06-20T18:06:00.000-07:00

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this

Please help me god..

'Just Love Hearing It'

2009-06-15T18:04:00.000-07:00

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

. . . . . . . . . . .

he replied laughing, "Coz . . ." "I just love hearing it. . . ."

The Beauty of Typography Art

2009-06-10T00:34:00.000-07:00

Bloody Fountains

2009-06-05T01:05:00.000-07:00

Dexter's promotion in some cities cannot be missed. Look at all these bloody and smelly fountains in some parks of Philadelphia...

Money is --- In Your Life?

2009-05-30T01:04:00.000-07:00

Cool Sisters

2009-05-25T00:48:00.000-07:00

Pingping, the Smallest Man Alive

2009-05-20T01:01:00.000-07:00

Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008.

Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length.

Jessica Cox, An Inspiration

2009-05-15T00:51:00.000-07:00

Doctors do not know precisely why Jessica Cox was born without hands. Antenatal tests have not revealed this rare congenital defect. However, since infancy, its legs served it as hands. As well as all children, it has passed through various stages of development. It has learned to eat independently and as to write by means of legs. During all childhood, it participated in various actions, including: navigation, gymnastics, dances.

Cool, Colorful Flowers

2009-05-10T00:45:00.000-07:00

Boss' Reaction to Recession

2009-05-05T00:43:00.000-07:00

In the begining.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week...
Must Work Hard k?

After a month...
Must Work Hard for " Lim Peh " yu know!

After a Quarter....
Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!